"I would recomend doing it before you go to bed, or let it go untouched
and then do it again in the morning or something" -- Siverson (11/19/01)

"That is Franklicious!" -- The other Matt (11/19/01)

"Put it in his belly button and see how deep it is." -- Seth (11/20/01)

"Is Frank dead yet?" -- Gary Masbruch (11/26/01)

"Political science majors, [they] can't add to save their lives." -- Matt Raw (11/26/01)

"Can I be the rear admiral?" -- The Other Matt (11/26/01)

"Neo classical post modern" -- Robert Thompson (11/26/01)

"Linked lists suck, actually, they are the coolest thing ever" -- Michael Edwards (11-26-01)

"Never in all my life of my devoting to MS would I ever think." -- Jason Prell (11/27/01)

"Do you want some cornbread? 'Cause I know where you can get some cornbread." -- Mark Ahrens (11/29/01)

"I got your fix right here" -- Jason Wolcott (11/30/01)

"Smoke 'em out of their holes!" -- Jason Prell (11/30/01)

"Mark has been compromised" -- Jason Prell (11/30/01)

"You know what? This conversation is over!" -- Andrea (12/9/01)

"I don't think I can poop upside-down, Frank." -- Josh Berger (12/11/01)

"I like squeezable balls... GIMMIE!" -- Gary Masbruch (12/14/01)

"I have a love obsession with Regis" -- Robert Thomson (2/14/02)

"I'm Robert, I like grease cakes" -- Robert Thomson (2/14/02)

"Don't touch me or my extention of my body!" -- Mark Ahrens (2/15/02)

"Windows XP. Use it Mother F***ers!" -- Jason Prell (2/15/02)

"Sounds like this "web" thing's not so hot..." -- Jason Wolcott (2/15/02)

"I am looking to lick you!" -- Robert Thomson (2/19/02)

"The horsey rider would be more powerful than you frank!" -- Gary Masbruch (3/4/02)

"that's a lot of team liason robert butt for my taste" -- other matt (3/4/02)

"why are you talking about other men looking good though... robert wants to jump in the sack with matt (pass it on)" -- Seth Bright (3/4/02)

"you people are all overreactionary homophobic PEOPLE!" -- Robert Thomson (3/4/02)

"you better be very careful... you better tiptoe." -- Gary Masbruch (3/7/02)

"some things are so secret i have to keep them from myself" -- Tracy Scott (3/7/02)

"I am already loaded!" -- Gary Masbruch ( 4:30 3/15/02)

"I am a L33T, mean, fighting machine!" -- Gary Masbruch (3/15/02)

"Everytime I come into work, you are always emasculating me!" Robert Thomson (3/28/02)

"I'll kick you in YOUR member!" -- Mark Ahrens (3/28/02)

"You're too sassy, shut the f*** up!" -- Jason Prell (3/28/02)

"no... no, your EXPERTISE in flacidness... touching Matt's sack..." -- Jason Prell (3/29/02)

"I think this nipple is a little dry..." -- The Other Matt (3/29/02)

"Mark is definitely looking for an ass whooping!" -- Gary Masbruch (3/29/02)

"Don't mind me, I'll just lie here and eat your carpet..." -- Walters (3/28/02)

"We need shag!" -- Heather Allen (4/8/02)

"I am a bigot" -- Guy Falsetti (4/8/02)

"Burge. Scourge... that's what we used to call it! heh." -- Guy Falsetti (4/8/02)

"escape from the womb? what is that..." -- Matt Raw (4/8/02)

"I'm the man behind the man behind the man" -- Mark Ahrens (4/9/02)

"In the begining I swang both ways!" -- Tracy Scott (4/11/02)

"I know! I stole your thunder... BOOM!" -- Tracy Scott (4/12/02)

"I guess my mom has two boxes now... " -- Robert Thompson (4/18/02)

"if you got me drunk enough, i would probably eat a bratwurst." -- Matt Raw (4/18/02)

"Everyone loves the Tramp's meatballs." -- siverson (4/29/02)

"I love the feeling of it expanding in my mouth." -- siverson (4/29/02)

"Let the saliva do the work." -- siverson (4/29/02)

"I shall swell up to defend my territory!!!" -- robert thompson (4/30/02)

"how can we be lovers if we can't be friends?" -- Jason Prell (5/2/02)

"You should use your stick on both of them Frank!" Jason Wolcott (5/2/02)

"there is zero possibility that that can happen, and yet it has happened! -- Mark Ahrens (5/7/02)

"E is for Edumacation says:
I ate at the bread garden with lisa
E is for Edumacation says:
I hate that place
I take and I take and I take... says:
good thing you went then
E is for Edumacation says:
I guess I don't really hate the place" -- Robert Thompson and Frank Broz (5/7/02)

"Don't deflower me Scott!!!" -- Gary Masbruch (6/27/02)

"The new Jason doesn't give a crap!" -- Jason Prell (9/10/2002)

"Maybe this thing on my leg is scabies..." -- Mark Ahrens (9/12/2002)

"Dave and I were partners" -- Ben Arnold (9/17/2002)

"I find nothing humorous about Dr. Laura..." -- Jason Wolcott (9/17/2002)

"I think dr. laura says all the things that real therapists are not allowed to say!" -- Jason Wolcott (9/17/2002)

"they will probably be voice/brain activated!" -- Tracy Scott (9/23/2002)

"Content, content, content!" -- Woman in Subway (9/24/2002)

"Brian is a connisseur of asian dick!" -- Adam Something (9/28/2002)

"I have bigger shit on my plate." -- Jason Prell (9/29/2002)

"Is this the gays?!?!" -- Jason Wolcott (10/21/2002)

"I want to jump his bones with the fire of a thousand suns." -- Robert Thompson (10/24/02)

"I poop on statistics" -- Robert Thompson (10/31/02)

"I do the robot better than a machine would do it" - eric (4/9/03)

"I guess I am gay so I don't know" - guy in pink shirt in joe's bathroom (4/11/03)

"I like huge schlongs in close proximity to my fag butt" - Siverson (4/13/03)

"You mean beaver shots" - Hallen (4/15/03)

"Shut up Jerks0r" - tscott (4/17/03)