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Business School Plans Divestiture in Business Students

Local Student Fails to heed 16 Contiguous Years of Advice

Gateway Representatives not representative

High School Students Hear Unrepresentative Lecture

UI Students Urged to Pack Their Shit and Leave

Highway Girlfriends Break-up Without Fanfare

Sensitive Friend Given the Bird

Local Student Surly During Blood Donation

Professor Surprised at Student

Area Drunkards Perform Trick

Local Wounded in Unavoidable Stabbing

Local Youths Visit Masonic Temple

Local Student Pisses his Pants

Class Participant Yawns at Instructor

Area Bartendress Renigs on Sexual Favor

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